Miscellaneous Sunday

Sunday, October 19, 2008
Today we have a co-ed baby shower for my good friend Tabby, who is due in December. I, of course, went nuts with my gift bag, hitting the sale rack at Target like my life depended on it. I bought clothes in all sizes, so baby Mekala will have cute new clothes for the next two years, and knitted matching hats for Tabby and Mekala.

What? I don't have any nieces or nephews, so I have to get it out of my system somehow.

Speaking of nephews, my feline nephew Scorch is in the kitty hospital. His liver's not doing what it's supposed to do, but his vet is "pleased" with his progress. Scorchie is not pleased with the feeding tube that's been inserted in his nose, but we all have a cross to bear. Poor Scorchie.

My Hot Sister is worried about him. She recently quit her job at the dealership where she worked, but she's more concerned about the kitty than she is about being unemployed. The evangelical nut job who's the new boss there issued a new "Employee Handbook," and she couldn't stomach it. It included gems such as employees submitting to personal and property searches at the whim of management, and they are to inform management of any violations of said handbook. They are not to associate with "undesirables" in the community, as it would reflect badly on the Dealership.

Um, no. Just no, you draconian ass-candle. Just because your wife allows you control her utterly (including not allowing her to have her own e:mail address) does not mean you can do the same with your employees. Christ on a crutch, you hillbilly motherfucker.

Speaking of ass-candles and motherfuckers, Hot Chicks Dig Smart Men 'Tard of the Week Walter Wagner and his butt-monkey have shown up over at Refugees from the City to debate his credentials and ability to do physics. The logical fallacies and obfuscation are simply stunning, so if you have some time and are amused by the delusional among us, feel free to stop by. I've decided to take Michelle's advice, and stop wrestling with those particular pigs.

Have a nice Sunday, Hot Chicks and Smart Men!

2 comments:

Jerry Critter said...

I am continually amazed with the stupidity of some people. Unfortunately, sometimes I am amazed at myself.

Random Michelle K said...

I don't understand how they managed to make baby clothes and items SO CUTE!

I mean seriously, despite the overload of pink, I find myself losing it when I search for shower gifts.

Luckily, everything after than is books, books, books.