Friday, June 12, 2009
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11:48 AM
Now that the Incomparable Boogie™ is an Older Dog, it's quite possible that I have the laziest dog on the PLANET. At least his leg hair is growing back...
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Weekly loss: Unknown Loss to date: 37.2 pounds Percentage to Goal: 57.2%
Back OFF TRACK this week. I seem to be having a terrible time staying on program since the first of the year. It seems like I can always find a handy excuse to eat crap that's not on plan.
Today, however, I tentatively committed to a sort of reunion-type get-together that will take place mid-June. I'm hoping to use this gathering as an impetus to being more disciplined in my program between now and then. That seems a bit of a stretch, since I really don't give a good goddamn what the people in question think, but I'm grasping at straws, here.
3 comments:
He still has a way to go before he's as lazy as a cat.
Michelle, you'll notice I said laziest dog on the planet, not laziest pet on the planet.
I'm not insane.
Lovvvve my granddog!
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