I Think I Want to Marry This Young Woman*
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
*Not really. That would make me a bigamist, and we all know that's just wrong.
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*Not really. That would make me a bigamist, and we all know that's just wrong.
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*Not really. That would make me a bigamist, and we all know that's just wrong.
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5 comments:
I have freckles on my shoulders (which I rarely expose), but not my face. I guess I can never marry. *sob*
She also tells you How to be a good Creationist. Awesome.
I have to admit that I love girls with freckles, especially redheads. I know it's wrong, but I can't help myself.
Jim, too much Heinlein in your impressionable youth?
Doc, that is entirely possible, RAH was a subversive you know.
Bigamy is only wrong if you don't have informed consent from all participants.
You have to listen to me on this: I'm a pope you know.
http://www.noconnectionsstudio.com/index/Pope_Cards.pdf
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