Don't Be Soulless

Friday, March 7, 2008

If you can watch this without laughing along with Ethan, you are a soulless, bitter creature with no hope of redemption.

Come on - laugh.

You know you want to.

16 comments:

Shawn Powers said...

OK -- I DID laugh. And I NEEDED to laugh. Do you know this baby?

Thanks a ton. :)

(Also, my office was full of teenagers, all of which laughed as well!)

John the Scientist said...

I'm laughing.

But I'm still coming after you with the COIL'O DOOM for alerting me to the big ol' steaming pile of horse shit that Jenny McCarthy is helping to spread out with a backhoe:

One of the important purposes of my practice is to focus on helping a specific group of people, called Indigo children, awaken to realizing their own true reasons for incarnating here and then quickly removing their blockages by doing these sessions. By rapidly and easily freeing their consciousness, DNA template, and spiritual identity from unnatural energetic blockages and energy "vampires", to reclaim Chistiac self-sovereignty over their personal 15th dimensional anatomy, and perform the DNA bio-regenesis necessary for eventual complete bodily merkabic ascension. If you STRONGLY resonate with the information on my website and feel that this is the reason you are here, then you are probably an Indigo and there is no coincidence that we've come in contact with each other.

"DNA template"?!?

"DNA bio-regenesis"??!!??

"15th dimensional anatomy"

FARK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Janiece Murphy said...

Shawn, I'm glad. I don't know the kid - a friend forwarded the video to me. It's on You Tube, as well.

John. I have no idea what you're talking about.* ::looks down nose at John::


*Actually, her commentary is so retarded that it makes me laugh out loud.

John the Scientist said...

Yeah, well, every time a jumbo jet flies over your house, you will be wondering - is it the COIL 'O DOOM? ZAP!

You should order the tinfoil coating for your house, now. Remember, shiny side up! Not that it'll do you much good. BWAHAHAHA!

Cindi in CO said...

Cute. Overload. Must. Laugh. Uncontrollably.

Thanks.

Janiece Murphy said...

John, I'm not skeered of you.

::firmly settles tin-foil hat on head::

vince said...

Funny and innocent. Isn't it nice to know that there are still simple plesures in life, like being silly to make your child laugh? What an antidote to all the crap today.

John, now you know Janiece was just trying to present you with an alternate world-view so your horizons could be broadened. I'm sure that some of the problems you are having with Ms. McCarthy's descriptions are because she's still having flashbacks from the rectification of the Vuldrini, or perhaps from the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants. These flashbacks are making her explanations appear to be slightly off-kilter.

And my apartment has strong shielding that is guaranteed to block even the rays of the notorious Kill-O-Zap gun, so I'm sure I'm safe from your COIL'O DOOM.

Nathan said...

OK, in this order.

Baby cute. Baby funny. Wish I could still laugh uncontrollably for no reason whatsoever.

John,

1. WTF are you talking about?
2. How can you possibly get upset over any "serious" issue being trumpeted by Jenny McCarthy.p

John the Scientist said...

Nathan - look for Janiece's comments on my latest balthering, then you'll get WTF she did to me.

And since McCarthy is targeting the educational system with her claptrap, and since it is unfortunately true that many school administrators can't find their asses with both hands,a flashlightand a GPS, you should be very afraid.

But not as afraid as you should be of the COIL 'O DOOM.

Chemical Oxygen-Iodine Lasers are the shit.

Shawn Powers said...

As a school administrator myself, I'm....


...in complete agreement with your general assessment of my peers. Now where did I put my flashlightand...

:D

Janiece Murphy said...

John, I'm not askeered of your Chemical Oxygen-Iodine Lasers, either. Even if they are the shit.

'Cause I am protected by baby giggles.

Janiece Murphy said...

Oh, and Jenny McCarthy is a dimwitted twit. And a nutbar.

And vaccines do NOT cause autism.

Michelle K said...

Janiece,

You may want to take off that tinfoil hat.

An MIT study showed that such hats would actually increase the ability of the government to pick up your thoughts.

And that is the happiest baby ever.

Maybe I need to go home and rip up some paper and see if that makes me laugh as well.

Janiece Murphy said...

Michelle, I'll keep that firmly in mind. I'm nothing if not cautious.

Anne C. said...

Hee! Those guys at MIT are geniuses (I particularly like their conclusion that the foil hat idea was propogated by the government).

Anne C. said...

Finally got around to watching the video.
Jeez that kid is cute. I love that he was so delighted by such a simple thing!