I'm wearing this T-Shirt today, although mine says "The Universe is Trying to Kill You."
What? Paranoid? Who, me?
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- Janiece
- I am a Hot Chick living in Castle Rock, CO with my fabulous family. We have a rescue dog named "Jackson," and she's a Basenji/Shepherd mix. She's something of a head case, but we love her. I'm a U.S. Navy vet, and I currently work as an Enterprise Solutions Architect, specializing in VoIP and multimedia contact center design. I care about social justice, libraries, science, the U.S. Constitution and the military. I'm a tax and spend liberal in a largely red county, but I try not to be stabby about it. I knit for charity. Stupidity, cupidity and wanton assholery piss me off, and I'm more than a little soft when it comes to dogs and those who serve others. I blog about whatever I feel like. I use foul language, so if that sort of thing offends you, feel free to fuck off now - if I'm unwilling to clean up my language for my fabulous Great Auntie Margie, I'm unlikely to do so for you. Newcomers are welcome here, especially those who disagree with me, but trolling and spamming will be met with the Shovel of Doom™.
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5 comments:
Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
My daughter often complains that the universe is out to get her.
Vince, the T is for sale over at SkepChicks, if you want to get your daughter one. :-)
Thanks Janiece! That's exactly what I'm gonna do.
Me likee. Me want (but, you know, in a more manly cut of t-shirt that won't emphasis my man-boobs). And how can you not like Dr. Tyson (especially if you watch PBS and strangely enough, Comedy Central).
The Universe is talking to me, and it's mostly talkin' smack.
Steve, they do sell reglular T-Shirt style in a manly, manly xxLarge, as well.
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