I Totally Live Under a Rock

Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Clearly, I live under a rock. Either that, or I've been spending way too much time playing Farm Town on Facebook, because until today, I had never heard of Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian.

This is some funny, funny shit. Unless you're a Christian who takes themselves so seriously you could turn a piece of coal into a diamond using only the power of your ass, if you know what I mean. Then it's probably really offensive.

Here she is, explaining the true meaning of traditional, Biblical marriage. Because really, what's better than incest, rape, and enslavement?



H/T to Skepchick

3 comments:

Steve Buchheit said...

Okay, I have to stop watching these. The rest of my coworkers are wondering what is up with all the laughing. The Morton Salt Girl, hilarious!

Jim Wright said...

300 whores!

Hysterical.

mattw said...

So we've all been doing it wrong. It's so clear now!