All Tom, All the Time

Friday, May 30, 2008
Yes, you can now get all the latest with All Tom, All the Time, at the new www.tomcruise.com.

Full of exciting content surrounding his 25 years in film, you could spend hours and hours perusing the photos, clips, and self-aggrandizing essays on the history of Tom Cruise.

Or you can just get it over with and stick a fork in your eye.

3 comments:

Michelle K said...

Makes me wish I had 1337 cracking skilz.

Carol Elaine said...

Michelle, it makes me wish you had 1337 cracking skilz, too.

Fork, please.

Tom said...

For me, this belongs in your Who Cares? Magazine.

What a fruitcake!