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Monday, May 12, 2008
Attention, grandparents travelling with your 3 year old grandchild:

Her screeching with excitement at the top of her voice in that piercing little girl voice on a crowded airplane is not cute. Got it? NOT CUTE. It's FUCKING ANNOYING.

You're lucky I'm such a restrained citizen, otherwise I might of drowned the little git.

4 comments:

Cindi in CO said...

Benedryl, people. Benedryl.

One dose, and the little shit is out like a light.

Learn it, love it, live it.

Oh, and welcome home.

Random Michelle K said...

Ugh. You have my sympathy.

I really strongly dislike poorly behaved children.

Which is why people think I dislike kids in general, because I complain about the horrid ones.

I realized that a plane trip is a slightly different situation, but I'm all for people with poorly behaved children to leave whatever establishment they are in IMMEDIATELY.

Though I imagine that you were wishing you could make the screeching child leave the plane immediately.

Janiece said...

Michelle, that did cross my mind.

"Parents or guardians with ill-behaved children will be asked to step outside."

John the Scientist said...

Kids like that are what the overhead luggage compartments are for...