Who Cares? Magazine, Volume 2, Issue 19

Friday, May 16, 2008
Now that California's Judicial Branch has ordered the legislature to pull their head out of their collective butt, Ellen and Portia will wed immediately! Ellen made the surprise announcement during her show! Who Cares!

3 comments:

Cindi in CO said...

Well, I kind of hate to admit this, but I'm happy for them.

That doesn't mean I care, though.

Janiece Murphy said...

Cindi, I'm happy the law got overturned, since I think forbidding gay people to marry is a violation of their 14th amendment rights.

I just don't care who celebrities choose to marry.

Eric said...

I care... doesn't Portia know that this ill-advised marriage merely delays our mutual happiness... well, the marriage and this whole lesbian "phase". Dammit, Portia! Why must you continue to spurn me, continuing to act like you've never even heard of me!

I'll be waiting.