The Internet is Weird

Monday, May 19, 2008
Man, the Internet is weird. Or maybe I should say that the people on the Internet are weird.

Here are my favorite searches that landed folks here at Hot Chicks Dig Smart Men:

"Bionic teeth." I wish I had bionic teeth. Instead I have a screw in my head.

"Hot Afghan chicks." I think this was a hit because of this entry. I'm not sure what to say, here. What's hot about an abaya?

"Men doing shit photos." Really? This may have come up as a result of the tumbly trucks, but who knows?

"How old are you if you were born in 1968." Seriously, people. If you're bright enough to use a search engine, I would hope that you're bright enough to do simple arithmetic. What are they teaching in school these days? And get off my lawn! Blah, blah, blah...

"Celtic Thunder Keith Harkin gay." Why, yes, Cindi in CO, this is your fault. I warned you.

"my fiends hot mom." I can only assume this should of been "my friend's hot mom." But you never know. In either case, this is probably a reference to my own Hot Mom.

"Things that make you throw up." Pseudo-science? Fred Phelps? YECers? Spam-Bots? NAMBLA? Dog Fighting? The list is endless.

I'm going to be a busy, busy engineer today, as I have an enormous system in need of designing. Please amuse yourselves by discussing the strangest search phrases you've seen on your own blogs.

14 comments:

Jim Wright said...

- Laura San Giacomo Nude.
- Barrack Obama Jerk Off
- Birch Bowl Cracker (I assume it was supposed to be cracking, but it may have been an ethnic reference)
- why do camels close there nose (sic)
- comics about angry engineers

Janiece Murphy said...

Hey, I'm an angry engineer!

And from now on, I'm calling Jim a "Birch Bowl Cracker."

Hehe.

Cindi in CO said...

""Celtic Thunder Keith Harkin gay." Why, yes, Cindi in CO, this is your fault. I warned you."

I refuse to accept responsibility for this.

I said he was an accomplished heterosexual! It's not my fault he looks like Malibu Barbie.

Janiece Murphy said...

"Malibu Barbie."

*snort*

Jim Wright said...

Aren't you supposed to be working?

Janiece Murphy said...

Actually, I am working, Birch Bowl Cracker.

The application I use to create the bill of materials on my designs grinds to the slowest possible speed in designs with over 100 locations. I'm watching the "percentage complete" GUI fluctuate between 97 and 98%...

And why aren't you working?

Slacker.

Michelle K said...

I logs search term logs.

Here are some weirder ones:
reading/short passages about secrets on shoes
fairy tale told the opposite way
pictures of euthanasia requests
what do a photosynthesis really do
www. holle kitty partying
spinach police uniforms
pictures of salem massachusetts 1788 to 1791
are british people abel to get skin cancer from sunbeds
burned down dairy queen in kentucky
a real dinosaur is captured in new zeland
is your washroom breeding bolsheviks? propaganda
graph of people getting liposuction
hard boiled donor egg blog

Michelle K said...

(sigh) I love search term logs

Nathan said...

I get quite a few hits from searches for "Amish Diapers".

Jim Wright said...

what do a photosynthesis really do?

Hmmm photosynthesis conspiracy theories. The question is, what does the searcher think it does?

Me, I'm leaning toward bioengineered plants designed in the basement of NSA that emit strange mind altering vapors - personally, I think the White House rose garden is full of them.

Janiece Murphy said...

I think Jim (aka Birch Bowl Cracker) may be onto something.

It would go a long way in explaining the last 7+ years...

Michelle K said...

Which is why one needs a good garden--to ward off the evil influences of the bad plants.

Jim Wright said...

OK, here's one for you, fresh from my stat page:

"Photo of a mummy chopping vegetables!"

Seriously, WTF?

Michelle K said...

Jim, I would guess that would be a British mother.

Not a risen undead whose brain was yanked out their nose.