Donnie, You're Too Old For This

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Donnie Wahlberg, you were fabulous in Band of Brothers.

You have a movie coming out this summer where you're acting with Robert de Niro and Al Pacino.

So why, oh why, are you participating in the putrescence that is the "New Kids on the Block Reunion Tour?"

You're too old for this shit, and too good an actor.

Seriously, dude. Bad choice.

6 comments:

Michelle K said...

He's jealous of his brother? Who is a pretty awesome actor. (I liked Shooter and he was excellent in The Departed.)

Or is it that no one else is making any money, and he felt sorry for them?

Janiece Murphy said...

Michelle, I like Mark in "The Departed," too.

Ellerby: Go fuck yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from fucking your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from fucking my father.

Hee!

And maybe it is a charity gig.

But, damn.

Michelle K said...

Though I have to admit that I like "The Italian Job" (new version) better.

"Give me your shirt and your truck."

(Yes, even typing that I snickered to mysef.)

Janiece Murphy said...

I love the new Italian Job, too.

I'm looking forward to the sequel.

Jim Wright said...

Even in a outstanding cast, he really stood out in Band of Brothers.

So, yeah, what the hell is he doing?

Eric said...

Maybe it's like the way some people go to their high school reunions to lord it up over the people they left behind.

"Yep, Jordan, it is good to tour with you guys again... it's kind of like what Bobby De Niro was saying to me the other day: you have to take a break every now and then or your serious work suffers. He told me to play golf or go be a bum on the Riviera, and then you guys called and I thought, 'Hey, that sounds like a nice coupla weeks to chill out and hang with the old gang.' Any of you guys want to break into Hollywood, let me know, I can probably get Steven or Tom to get you a PA or maybe even a craft services gig on their next pic or something, just call me...."