As long as you pretend to be all dead and not mostly dead. Otherwise Miracle Max is going to be brought in, there'll blathing and whatnot and, well, it just won't be pretty.
Aren't you ever tempted to tell the customer what you really think? I know I am. And that'd be the end of the Ebola project. And the customer. And the job.
I am a Hot Chick living in Castle Rock, CO with my fabulous family. We have a rescue dog named "Jackson," and she's a Basenji/Shepherd mix. She's something of a head case, but we love her. I'm a U.S. Navy vet, and I currently work as an Enterprise Solutions Architect, specializing in VoIP and multimedia contact center design. I care about social justice, libraries, science, the U.S. Constitution and the military. I'm a tax and spend liberal in a largely red county, but I try not to be stabby about it. I knit for charity. Stupidity, cupidity and wanton assholery piss me off, and I'm more than a little soft when it comes to dogs and those who serve others. I blog about whatever I feel like. I use foul language, so if that sort of thing offends you, feel free to fuck off now - if I'm unwilling to clean up my language for my fabulous Great Auntie Margie, I'm unlikely to do so for you. Newcomers are welcome here, especially those who disagree with me, but trolling and spamming will be met with the Shovel of Doom™.
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Here. Have a chocolate cookie. Since it's a virtual cookie, you can have as many as you want, since they're calorie free!
I'd rather have biscotti!
:-)
Well then have a biscotti!
I've got almond chocolate chip.
And since I doing virtual baking, I've got hot lemon poppy seed scones, with butter.
Hmm...scones.
Well, if you want us to kill you, perhaps Michelle can slip a little cyanide in her scones? I hear it almost tastes like almonds.
Except then you would be all dead and stuff and we'd lose this wonderful online hangout. Plus you're a good and smart Hot Chick, so, uh, no.
Sorry, no killing you today, Janiece.
Maybe I could just pretend to be dead of Ebola, so the project team would call someone else...
As long as you pretend to be all dead and not mostly dead. Otherwise Miracle Max is going to be brought in, there'll blathing and whatnot and, well, it just won't be pretty.
"You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles."
(Hey, Carol Elaine started it.)
Aren't you ever tempted to tell the customer what you really think? I know I am. And that'd be the end of the Ebola project. And the customer. And the job.
But hey... small price to pay. ;)
Why, yes, Jeri, I am tempted.
But that whole "choose the act, choose the consequence" thing keeps getting in my way.
Stupid adulthood.
Hey, I'm Miracle Max!
Carol Elaine started it!
The scones are also very good. Here, try one! See? Nice and moist and flaky and very lemony!
Mmmm!
Damn right! And I'll start it again!
"Bye bye, boys. Have fun storming the castle!"
As close to a perfect movie as can exist.
"As close to a perfect movie as can exist."
Amen, Carol Elaine.
"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."
"Oh! You mean this gate key!"
"I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed."
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.
To the pain!
We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
Oooh... there's a line to use with the Ebola project! :)
"I want my father back you son of a bitch!"
INCONCEIVABLE!
I knew I liked you guys for a reason...
Ooooh ooh oooh! Princess Bride quotes!
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
"My ways not very sportsman like"
"Fezzik, tear his arms off."
Now THERE's a quote for the Ebola Project...
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