The Smart Man and I went to the bookstore last night, mostly because we wanted to get out of the house, and any excuse is a good excuse to go to a book store.
While there, we noticed the latest Ann Coulter book on the clearance racks. The Smart Man jokingly asked me, "What? You're not going to buy Ann's latest?"
Yeah. He's a smart ass as well as a Smart Man.
My reply was that I would only read that piece of shit if I wanted to vomit continuously throughout.
Voila! The Ann Coulter diet is born!
I'll make millions. Since right-minded people everyone (conservative and liberal) think she's a Freeze-Dried Whack-a-Loon, everyone could benefit. Need to lose five pounds to fit into your favorite dress for that Republican fund-raiser on Saturday? Read Ann's opinion on illegal aliens, and your last 10 meals will come up immediately. Need to lose those pesky last ten pounds and Weight Watchers just isn't cutting it? Read Ann's opinions on Christianity versus Islam (otherwise known as "The Ann Crusade") and every meal you've eaten all year will come up.
I think that's why she's so thin. Since she "publishes" a daily column, she can't keep anything down after writing that swill.
At least she'll be good for something.
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I really wish you luck with that.
And not to get too clinical, but I think it'll only work if you can induce constipation.
Just sayin'
Yeah, I'm not quitting my day job...
It may be hard to make money on a diet plan that can be duplicated by doing a YouTube search for the Ann Coulter clip where she talks about Jewish folks.
Man. You guys are a tough crowd.
Fine. I'll continue to be an engineer instead of an entrepreneur. See if I share any more of my fabu ideas with you.
Humph.
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