Insurance Company Rules

Saturday, July 26, 2008
This made me LAUGH MY ASS OFF. I am so using throwing stars the next time I'm about to lose a game...


8 comments:

Nathan said...

That's brilliant. If this had only been around when my asshole big brother was whooping my ass at Monopoly?

Janiece Murphy said...

Nathan, I have a very disturbing image of you as a young boy hurling throwing stars at your brother to drive him off of Park Place...

"Take that, you butt-head! Park Place is mine!"

*maniacal laughter*

Jeri said...

I think staple guns and Risk are a great combination too, on more than one level. You are NOT removing my armies. NOT.

Random Michelle K said...

Just to tell you what a strange child I was, when I was in high school, for months and months my friend Jon and I played Risk over the phone.

During the day, the game sat on the microwave, since the phone was in the kitchen. Then we'd sit on the phone for hours and talk and play Risk.

So the staple gun would totally not have worked, because by the time I saw him the next day in school we would have forgotten about it.

Nathan said...

Contrary, even to the dialog, that was not a staple gun...it was a nail gun...much more effective.

And a Hilti would leave all of them in the dust. (or nailed to the dust through 2" of concrete.)

Cindi in CO said...

That would be a lot funnier if it weren't so damned true.

Jim Wright said...

What?

I always play by Insurance company rules.

Which would funny, you know, if it wasn't so dammed true.

Have I mentioned that I hate insurance companies for exactly this reason?

Cindi in CO said...

Jim,

In my experience, the word attorney works wonders when dealing with the insurance asshats.