Who Cares? Magazine, Volume 2, Issue 28

Friday, July 25, 2008

Brit's mom is hiding a secret tragedy! In 1975, she was involved in an accident where a 12 year old boy was killed! And she was driving! Will the guilt send her over the edge? Who Cares!

2 comments:

Eric said...

I might care if it turns out her daughters' train-wreck lives are the result of some sort of Ringu style haunting or something, and that would have less to do with Britney and what's-her-name-the-sister than with:

1) It might be an interesting challenge to my scientific, religious and philosophical ideas about death, and;

2) Those J-and-K-Horror movies are some scary shit! Did you see that one Korean horror film, I think it was Cell, where the dead chick in the wall was calling everyone and causing them to die in elevators? That was pretty fucked up! Can you imagine if it was real?

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...'Tho now that I think about it, a ghost that's only capable of causing you to get a bunch of traffic tickets and forget your underwear is actually sort of lame. So maybe we should strike that second reason. But the first--a lameass ghost who exacts revenge by causing your kids to forget their underwear: not exactly scary, but definitely a challenge to your philosophy, Horatio, if you know what I mean.

Janiece Murphy said...

Eric, you are a strange, strange man.

You fit right in.