We're Doomed

Friday, July 25, 2008
Let's get something straight. Whether or not John Edwards is having an extra-marital affair or has a love child with Rielle Hunter is a matter of utmost disinterest to me. He's currently a private citizen, and really, I COULD NOT CARE LESS about who people sleep with.

So how come a story broken by the National Enquirer, the FUCKING NATIONAL ENQUIRER, is the talk of the blogosphere?

Hellooo! Is there a journalist in the house?

4 comments:

Random Michelle K said...

I'm glad I'm reading all the wrong websites and didn't know that.

Unfortunately, you just ruined my ignorance.

Cindi in CO said...

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Eric said...

Sadly, a frequent theme seems to be something along the lines of "See, John Edwards is just like Larry Craig, so let's see how Democrats like it when one of their own is in some kind of sexual brouhaha." Because, you know, it would be shocking if a Democrat was stepping out on his marriage--what would Bill Clinton and Teddy Kennedy think? Besides which, you know, if somebody did something hypocritical and then someone else does something hypocritical (and let's just assume, for the sake of things, that Edwards did something and was a hypocrite for it)--well, you know, the second thing cancels the first thing out. Sort of like when you taught your son that two wrongs make a right, a lesson most of us learn when we're children.

Anyway, didn't you realize that minding other people's private business is every American's patriotic duty, whether it's the government listening to a phone call or you rifling through your neighbor's garbage? Mind your own business, and the terrorists win.

Janiece Murphy said...

That's me, a terrorist-assisting, America-hating liberal.

Because I narrow-mindedly choose not to give a rat's ass about other people's business.

What the hell am I thinking!