Your choices are:
The Nameless Australian "Washer-Man"
Ted Twietmeyer
Fox News
Pat Buchanan
James Dobson
It's time for all you lurkers to come out and vote!
June 'Tard of the Month Voting
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
You can't have a 'Tard of the Week without having a 'Tard of the Month, and you, Hot Chicks and Smart Men, will decide who it's going to be!
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That's a tough call. So many 'tards deserving of the title.
No doubt. Unfortunately, there's never a shortage of asshats in the world.
I vote for Washer Man.
See, here's the thing (heh) - the rest of the candidates are idiots, sure, but so far as I know (or care to know) none have managed to physically mutilate themselves. Of sure, they're dickheads, no doubt, but Washer Man made himself an international laughing stock by turning his reproductive organ into a handyman special. Ted, Fox, Pat, and Jimmy are nuts, Washer Man is just plain stupid - that makes him a 'tard.
However, it occurs to me that he's missing a major opportunity: See no corporation is going to want Ted, Pat, or James Dobson as their spokesman, but Washer Man might make considerable bank as a major hardware chain mouthpiece: Home Depot, you can do it, we can help! Washers, we got 'em and we also rent tools! Like, for instance, the Jaws of Life...
I went with Pat. He's hard to beat.
Nathan, me too. Mostly because revisionist history just plain pisses me off, and his brand is especially infuriating.
I went with Dobson. Like I said before, I loathe the man.
Not that I'm wild about the others, but they never tempted me to murder.
I think that FOX News pretty much covers the whole asstard movement. They have an umbrella that covers the entire spectrum of jackassery from the mundane the the banal to the outright shoulda-been-dropped-harder-on-their-head-as-a-young-child.
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