'Tard of the Week - Karl Rove

Monday, July 7, 2008
I'm beginning to think that when it comes to 'Tard of the Week, the entire right is the gift that keeps on giving.

This week it's that bastion of free thought and moral values, Karl Rove.

As reported by ABC News' Christianne Klein, ole Karl said of Barack Obama, "Even if you never met him, you know this guy. He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by."

Karl made these remarks while attending a breakfast at...wait for it...the Capital Hill Club.

Karl, while your ability to talk out of both sides of your mouth is legendary, this is above and beyond even for you. Although your brilliant strategy during the 2000 election of spreading rumors that Senator McCain's adopted Bangladeshi daughter was really his "love child" with a woman of color makes you a fucking expert on people who make snide remarks. So really, you're a 'tard on two levels.

Now, that's impressive.

10 comments:

Random Michelle K said...

The problem with Rove is that both sides of his mouth are located on his rear end.

Janiece Murphy said...

Ha! HAHAHAHA!

I've added that to my favorite HCDSM quotes!

Thanks for a Monday chuckle!

Random Michelle K said...

You're welcome.

Though I was really speaking only what I thought was an obvious truth.

Janiece Murphy said...

Oh, it is. But your turn of phrase is what's made of teh Hawesome.

Steve Buchheit said...

Irony is not the right's strong suit.

Eric said...

"Even if you never met him, you know this guy. He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by."

Holy shit...!

Barack Obama is James Bond?!?!?

I was already going to vote for him, but now--shit, how could I vote against him now?!? That dude is a total badass. And the snide comments? I still snigger whenever I remember the time Barack Obama asked Plenty O'Toole if she was named after her dad.

Are you kidding me? Obama should make an ad where he features the Rove quote and then comes on himself to say, "I'm James Bond, bitch." It'll be a landslide.

(I reposted to fix a grammatical error that bugged me.)

Janiece Murphy said...

"I'm James Bond, Bitch, and I approved this message."

Hee!

Nathan said...

Or "I'm James Bond's bitch and I approved this message".

Eric said...

Hehhehehehehhe! I am waaaaaaay too pleased with myself right now.

Janiece Murphy said...

Eric, "you are evil, and must be destroyed."

But that, of course, is what we love about you.