Who Cares? Magazine, Volume 2, Issue 26

Friday, July 11, 2008

Michael Jackson photographed looking frail and ill, riding in a wheelchair! Is his health fading after years of plastic surgery? Will the Marines come and kick his ass for wearing a cap with their logo? Who Cares!

6 comments:

Cindi in CO said...

I believe I would like to see the Marines come and kick his ass.

Weirdo.

Chris said...

I saw this weird white guy walking down the street on my way home from work yesterday. He was wearing a mask like that and I though, "Gee, is that Jacko?"

John the Scientist said...

Cindi - me too, and then scribble "Child Molester" on his forehead with a Sharpie.

Jim Wright said...

Sad. Just sad.

I never much cared for his music, but even I will admit he was one talented son of a bitch, especially around the time he released Thriller. But it's been all down hill from there. Nowadays he's just a pathetic little freakshow in a wheelchair living in a bizarroland of his own making. It just goes to show you that you can have all the money in the world, fame, talent, and adoration - but if you don't like yourself, you ain't never going to be happy.

Janiece said...

John, don't be a wussie.

You brand "Child Molester" on his forehead. Sharpie's are for wimpies.

Nathan said...

His nose fell off like ten years ago. I think even his face doesn't want to be seen with him.