Your job: to complete the song begun in the title. Entries that contain in the second line the phrase "I live in a tree" will automatically be eliminated. Creativity counts, people.
That's the only limitation. No holds barred. Feel free to use all your naughty, disturbing and insulting rhymes.
I will decide which entry is the best, and give a prize. No, you don't get a vote. It's MY birthday, and MY birthday song. I AM THE DECIDERER.
Open your test booklets, and begin when you're ready.
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Sorry, with me there's only one way to go: off key and LOUD!
Happy Birthday to YOOOOOU!
Happy Birthday to YOOOOOU!
Happru BIRTHday DEAR Janiiiiiiiiiece!
Happy Birthday to YOOOOOU!
Awesome, I didn't know yours was *one day* before mine! Here ya go:
Happy Birthday to ME,
Even though it's a day early...
It's Janiece's day, happy birthday,
But save some presents for ME!
July babies have a hard time,
when someone asks for their sign,
You say "cancer", they stand in awe
and shout, "You killed my grandpa!!!"
And because it's me, the performance version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-VbS01vnD8
(I happen to think the poor video quality, lack of audio sync, and the dot that looks like a tumor on my face adds to the video...) :D
Ha ha ha Happy Birthday to you!
Ha ha ha Happy Birthday to you!
Oh wait, that was Maralyn Monroe singing breathlessly to Mr President.
Still a good one!
There is some bucks in our Kiva account that i added for your birthday, AND 2 of our loans have been paid back!
Pick some new folks to donate to, OK?
Eat Cake, too!
Happy Birthday to me!
I'm old as the sea!
No, don't shake your head,
In dog years, I'm dead!
Happy Birthday, Kiddo.
Happy birthday, Janiece!
I know I'm not supposed to encourage her, but Cindi is funny!
I'll see if I can get creative on the song later, but I wanted to be sure to say "have a wonderful kick-ass day!"
Happy birthday to me
Hot chick from the Navy
Grovel before my awesomeness
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
It's stunning to see
Each year I grow younger
Ha ha ha he he he
Happy birthday to me
It's my day you see
I'm queen of the presents
bow down before me
Happy birthday to me
but now I must leave
for choc'late, beer, and monkey sex
Hip hoo-ray, yip-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Happy birthday to me
Captain Hook's friend is Smee
He helps him go wee
By holding his pe--
(Slaps self in back of own head before he finishes the word.)
Too much caffeine, not enough sleep.
Happy birthday!
Happy happy Janiece.
Happy birthday to me
I live in the land of the free
very far from the sea
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me
I'm old now, see?
And all the time now, I have to pee
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
I go to college and pay the fee
I'm getting smarter yessirree
but I'm the oldest one in my class
if another punk calls me "ma'am" I'm gonna kick his ass.
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
I play the bass, making chords A, G, and Ceeee!
I ain't no damned good, yet
and I wish the dog would quit howling along, that damned pet
Happy birthday to me
Happy friggin' birthday, Senior Chief.
Hee! You guys make me laugh. I knew you'd come through.
Please note my Birthday Banner, given to me by the Awesome, Off-Key Random Michelle.
Hee!
Happy Birthday, Janiece.
Really not in a creative mode right now, but I'll try to think of something.
The following should be spoken in your finest Christopher Walken impersonation:
Happy birthday to me!
You should get me some brie!
Some chardonay'd be nice too!
Or prepare now to flee!
Happy birthday to me!
I've spent time at sea!
I can kill you in two moves,
Just try me and see!
Every one in the room
Prepare now to zoom
If I don't get good stuff now
I'll get my Shovel of Doom™.
Happy Birthday Janiece!!!!!!
I LOVE the banner! Wonderful job, Michelle. :)
Happy Birthday! Hope it's great!
Happy birthday. :)
I think Cindi wins so far. ;)
(to be read in your finest William F'ing Shatner voice)
Happy
Birthday
to
me,
I would
buy you
a Dali.
But the new director
won't hire me
cause I won't work for free.
Happy Birthday Janiece! May you get lots of presents..one of which i hope is not William F'ing Shatner (unless its a boxed set of something)
Happy Birthday to me,
my blog has a kick ass marquee
I don't put up with idiots
or stinky potpourri!
Happy Birthday to me,
all these songs need an emcee
to keep the verses in line
and no licensing fees.
Happy Birthday to me, Janiece
who is, guaranteed, a piece
of fine fine womanhood
and deserves a jubilee and caprice.
Did I miss your birthday! I'm sorry!!! I definitely need to get this stuff into Outlook, which is the only way I even remember my OWN birthday.
Happy Birthday! And many many more.
Here, even though I want Nathan Fillion, in the spirit of birthday giving, you can have him. How's THAT for a birthday present??? ;)
Gah! That's what I get for being offline this weekend (except long enough to catch Part III of "Doctor Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog").
Very happy belated bithday, Janiece! And excellent entries, all of you!
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