Could This Guy Be a BIgger Dick?

Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Check out this video, then come back.

You done?

I think the answer to this question, is, no. No, he couldn't. Not even making a concerted effort would have made this fuckknuckle a bigger dick. In fact, he is officially the biggest dick on the planet today. And not in a manly, good way, either.

Hey, Rick Suhr: You are a gigantic penis-head. With no class. And crappy coaching skills. And not a shred of human kindness. You suck.

And if I ever meet you in person, I'll tell you what "I'm gonna' do." I'm gonna rip off your 'nads and throw them over the bar. After I set them on fire, of course. Perhaps that act will be awesome enough to impress you.

Seriously, dude. You suck.

17 comments:

Random Michelle K said...

Oh. My. God.

He may even be a bigger asshole than Jim.

I just want to go find that woman and give her a big hug and tell her she is AWESOME!

Janiece Murphy said...

Michelle, me too. She won a Silver Medal, for fuck's sake - a huge accomplishment by any measure. She should be proud, regardless of her asshat coach's opinion.

kimby said...

For some reason can't view the video...gonna have to google it and come back....

Cindi in CO said...

Was that guy short? 'Cause he looked short. And nobody's a bigger dick than a short guy who hates that he's short and decides to be a dick to compensate.

I guess second best in the entire world isn't good enough when you're short.

What a Son-of-a-Bitch.

kimby said...

SO still could not view, says it doesn't support my browser...NONE of the ones i tried....BUT i did read about it.
No doubts, he is the biggest dick possible. She won a fucking medal...This should be one of her best moments and the asshat ruined it.

Jeri said...

The NBC Olympics video vault doesn't support Mac, only PC. Something to do with being sponsored by Microsoft... thus a viewer that will only play on Microsoft. :(

It's really too bad, because there's some awesome video on there.

So NBC gets an honorable mention in the dickhead competition.

Nathan said...

Yeah, I saw that. What a dick.

And Cindi, I'm short. I may have to kick your ass for calling me angry. :D

Carol Elaine said...

Janiece, I object to calling Rick Suhr "a gigantic penis-head." That's patently unfair to gigantic penis-heads everywhere. And as I'm fond of penii in the general sense, I'd hate to see this asswipe compared to something I like.

Rick Suhr, you are a gigantic, no-class shithead.

Janiece Murphy said...

Carol Elaine, I could go for days making up appropriate descriptors for this asstard.

DAYS, I tell you.

Cindi in CO said...

Nathan, I watched your video. You looked pissed off to me. :D

Jeri said...

I DLed the plugin to my PC partition and watched there.

Ewww. I hope that is one fired-ass coach, sometime today would be good!

I contrast that with some of the judges on the gymnastics floor, who would gather tearful young women (and men!) into their arms for a nonjudgmental hug - even the Chinese, even with their older athletes, in a culture reputed to be undemonstrative and authoritarian.

Thordr said...

You know, this behavior is going to be pointed out to him as wronge, and he simply isn't going to understand that he is a fucktard, he is going to feel put upon for people pointing out that he is a fucktard, and simply will not learn the lesson. I feel so sorry for all the people who have to be around him.

mom in northern said...

Thank you my dear for posting this.

Know you understand why when I call you about this dude I was so twisted around the axel when we talked.

I hope Karma pays him a visit . . .and real soon...

Janiece Murphy said...

Welcome back, Thordr.

I'm sure he felt he was just being a "good coach." Which just proves that he's an ignorant, clueless dick.

You're welcome, Mom. No doubt this guy deserves an ass-whupping...

mom in northern said...

I would rather quote your Uncle Glenn

Janiece Murphy said...

"Some folks just need killing."

Carol Elaine said...

As much of an asstard as this guy is (and yes, he is a truly monumental asstard), I don't feel that he's worth days of new descriptors (though asstard is a new favorite of mine - thank you, Janiece). Maybe a few hours.

Members of our current administration, on the other hand...