'Tard of the Week - Christopher Kron

Tuesday, August 19, 2008
This week's 'Tard of the Week is Christpher Kron, sometime burglar and total retard.

Breaking into the Junkanoo Restaurant and Bar last week in Lee County, Florida, Mr. Kron set off their burglar alarm. With the alarm blaring, he proceeded to ransack the bar, looking for a bottle of booze that met this standards.

Meanwhile, the alarm company called the restaurant per their normal procedures. Mr. Kron, being the epitome of brains in action, answered the phone and then gave the agent his real name.

Then, to ensure there was no doubt that he would get caught, he came back to Junkanoo's the next morning.

And did I mention the entire thing was caught on the establishment's video system? Yeah.

Nice job, you 'tard. Good luck with that career in ditch digging.

1 comments:

Lance Weber said...

I'd like to make a special nomination this week for Michael Goldfarb and his bullshit post about "pro-Obama Dungeons & Dragons players".